Nothin says friendship like having your best pals hold your pants while you spring around like a cracked-up monkey to get dressed.

I can’t tell you how helpful it has been having my friends around when I just can’t squeeze into those size 32’s that fit so great in high school.

Don’t you think a little pat on the ass like in a football game would be appropriate after such a feat.

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If you spend all of your time playing video games, then this is probably about as close as your going to get driving a real Porsche. This officially licensed Porsche product from Fanatec supports wireless USB technology and boasts a trio of force feedback motors, a 6+1 speed H-pattern gear shifter, cordless pedals, an automotive grade leather covering, a key-shaped 1GB flash drive for storing settings and compatibility with Sony’s PlayStation 3 and PCs of (almost) all ages. Price $349.99.

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What do you get when you add these things together? A drunken hillbilly with a little extra cash blown like the last nascar race. If it were Guinness, we would commend the chap, but since its not he opened himself up for a tad bit of ball busting. Pick a better beer, brother.

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Next time you decide to lay a wet one on your opponent try to have a bit more finesse. Better yet, buy him dinner first and be sure to pick up that handy bottle of lube.

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